Interior reality check
Brutal feedback.
Better rooms.
Upload one room photo for a funny, painfully accurate roast and a free redesign preview. No pretending it's an instant AI machine—this first beta is reviewed and delivered after you submit.
One photo. A better point of view. Free during beta.
Room verdict
“The beige is staging a quiet coup.”
The beta promise
Funny first.
Useful immediately.
Your photo stays yours
We use it to prepare your beta roast and redesign preview—not to claim your room or your identity.
No fake design theater
Each review is grounded in real choices around layout, light, scale, color, and the pieces you can actually change.
A higher bar is waiting
After the free value, you can choose the full $19 Roomshade Redesign Plan when you are ready for the whole fix.
Free beta · one room at a time
Give us the evidence.
Send one honest room photo. Choose the tone. We'll put together the roast and a redesign preview for delivery after your beta submission.
After the roast
When you're ready to stop laughing and start fixing it.
The Full Roomshade Redesign Plan turns the critique into a complete room direction, shoppable edit, and rental-friendly next steps.